well it’s either a good sign… ooor… she’s acting like that because she doesn’t want you to be “gay” and won’t accept the truth like my mom who insists on thinking my girlfriends were mistakes influenced by “bad people” haha hah hhhh…

Yes, as this goes on I’m beginning to think it is the latter, and that’s fairly worrying… perhaps not as upsetting as outright disapproval or even anger, but upsetting all the same.

It’s also entirely possible she’s not going to get it unless I literally say “I am gay,” so I mean..

omg it’s still… she didn’t… IM SORRY BUT IT’S STARTING TO LOOK VERY COMEDIC TO ME

She literally always just replies with “lol” or “what do you want for dinner” and she won’t bring it up and acts no different around me at all

I’m…

She still doesn’t understand why I might take issue with that.

It really is pretty terrible that she’s doing that though, I’m sorry…

My mother has literally gotten so drunk that she has, on multiple occasions, while hosting dinner parties, cALLED ME UPSTAIRS to ask me if I’m a lesbian in front of like 25 people. Every time I have to reexplain asexuality to her.

I’m so sorry, but that is genuinely hilarious omfg

Am I icky?

You are moderately icky.

my mom is convinced i’m gay even though i keep telling her i’m asexual

You’re like Mel, except she’s straight instead of asexual

PARENTS

25%

I may be 25% into boys, but I always forget this because boys r icky

She already knew.

Yeah, except that she’s always teasing me about boys because many of my friends are male and they’re always showing up unannounced to take me to the movies and stuff

CURSES

I CAN’T TELL IF MY MOM IS EXTREMELY CASUAL AND DISINTERESTED IN THIS or if she thinks I’m joking„

continue to reflect/refract light, you crazy diamond

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You are the craziest diamond.

It should be noted that I sent this over dinner at a restaurant, and when she looked up at me I did the *double pistols and a wink* without even thinking about it??? 

what is wrong with me„

anyway she left for her dance class and I don’t think she really got the message of the whole thing so I said “it’s not Brandon”

!!! ihope it goes good umu
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CONGRATS!!!!!! i hope everything goes well good luck dude

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congrats!!!! /)w(\

YOU, MA’AM, ARE JUST AMAZING AHAHAHAHA. *skips around happily like an idiot for some strange reason*

Hehehe, thanks you guys!

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