Sometimes I just think about how happy I am to own this cup
normally I would say sticking mustaches on things is so ‘old hat’ that the hypothetical hat in question is currently sorting students at Hogwarts, but this one is really charming for some reason.
(wow what a lame joke)
(couldn’t think of anything else that old hats do except be thrown away)
(or else be worn by equally old men at the local diner)